Watching prime time news has never pre –occupied me – especially because most of it is the usual political crap that can nauseate you, but yesterday a particular story that was in the headlines struck me. I had never thought of the extremes that some people could go in the name of protesting the poor leadership in this country.

Apparently, some enraged women activists from some organizations (read FIDA, Maendeleo ya Wanawake, Creaw. e.t.c.) are calling on all Kenyan women to boycott sex for one week! Their reason – the government and some politicians (read Kibaki and Raila) have failed to deliver…. You should have heard the thunderous pearls of laughter as I rolled on my couch gasping for breath – at one point; I tried to rewind the TV to re watch that folly! Interestingly, Ida (PM’s wife) and Lucy (president’s wife) are in full support! They also want their husbands to multiply and fill the earth.…

The also clarified that the red light district (read K Street and other establishments offering similar services) women would participate in the boycott! Me doubts that K Street will close for one week – in any case should there be such a boycott, it should boost their business! I wonder whether petroleum jellies, margarines and\or anything that can aid in strangling chickens ever cost the same again.

Why should the daily regular supply of strokes supplied to all lucky married men in this country be interrupted (like KPLC often interrupts power supply) because of some political issues? Then its bila notice! At least KPLC does a1 week notice in the dailies to the affected regions. The boycott should only affect the PM and the president; they are the only men who everyone expects to deliver (as if they were expectant) and they have failed!

AOB

I am glad I have never sagged – at least what I put on fits perfectly well! Some surveys done in India shows condoms are too large for majority of men! I pity their women!